Da April Fools

Ah April 1st, a day of mirth and merriment like no other. Well in the spirit of such merriment I have decided to present the Blog J Blogerson guide to April Fools. It is oftentimes hard to come up with the perfect April Fools gag and I believe any of these may come in handy:

For Mom: Tell your mother that you want to throw her a huge party for being a great mom. Tell you are going to do all the cooking and invite all her friends. Then when everyone gets there say you have a big annoncement to make. Announce that you have a crippling cocaine addiction and need help. April Fools!

For Grandma: Tell Granny that the short film that you have been working on is finally screening in New York and you want her to be the first guest. Then take her to a harcore gay porno film. Then leave her there. April Fools!

For Dad: Tell Dad that you got in a lot of trouble with a bookie and that you really need a huge loan so you don't get hurt. When he gives you all the money spend it all on crack and get high. April Fools!

For a Murray Hill resident: Go over to his house. Enter his closet. Burn all his striped shirts. April Fools!

Now while these may be a little tame for some of you, Its just a start. Clearly the best april fools "gags" cause deep emotional pain so be sure to keep that in mind.